because i have the maturity level of a 5 year old who has just ingested her weight in sugar or the maturity level of a 12 year old in a pg 13 film or the maturity level of this guy, i figured to prove the point and once again show that us ah-merr-kens ain't as dumb as what ya'll think we is...
i give you all... the fastest growing grass.
yes. i have harnessed the magic(k)al technologies of grass-growology... uhm. and.. uhhh... stuff.
Figure1: saturday morning. seeds planted on tuesday.
Figure2: saturday evening. wine was not used as fertilizer.
Figure3: sunday morning.
Figure4: sunday evening.
Figure5: monday evening. the grass seems to enjoy traveling around the house.
so there! phblt!