reeses peanut butter cups are better than most things on offer.
a pair of geese can bully eight other geese off their turf with much honking, head waggling, and many ruffled feathers.
people often worry that they are offending you when they say "you look nice today" because it implies all the other days they saw you, they thought you looked like crap.
scotch tape makes excellent on-the-job bandaids for papercuts.
cushions for your shoes only help alleviate pain if you aren't standing in heels for over 7 hours a day.
temping is a really fulfilling job. you get to meet people. and you get to leave them before they start to piss you off.